Welcome, My Filthy Pigeons

Emily, 18, Mitten.
Active Member of the Apathy Club
History Major
Flagrant Film Fascination
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it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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this is all that matters 

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Am I the only one who turns the radio down so I can see better?

I just threw out a winky face. Shit just got real, bro. 




Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8

Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

Hey guys, Oracle here. I’m sorry to fill your dash with something un-Euro, but you can’t learn how awesome Henry IV was when you’re not safe. So please, go ahead and download this if you need it and remember to love yourselves. I promise, first and last un-Euro post.

"Be safe, seriously I’m not fucking joking this is for real." -Aristotle



My AP Euro teacher sent me a survey…

What would you guys score it?

Oh man, I remember taking that class.
Good times.
Goooood times.

There are no hot dads on this campus

Kyle MacLachlan (I won't even ask you about Spacey, I know haha)
indeedascholar indeedascholar Said:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

My Kevin obsession is getting out of hand…

Thank you <3

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

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Kevin Spacey attends the Oscars at Hollywood & Highland Center.

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The best Oscar stunt. ever  Now we want pizza.

(Source: Twitter and Giphy)


people who have an oscar - spike jonze

people who don’t have an oscar - david o russell 

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